Like most other places where they celebrate Christmas, the Netherlands does tend to grind to a halt until the New Year. But what else should you be aware of about the festive season in the Low Countries?

Lesson 34: Christmas

Christmas trees
The Dutch love their trees – in fact they love Christmas decorations in general and now the old adage about not thinking about December 25 until after Sinterklaas has been well and truely ditched, trees are appearing earlier and earlier.

The top floor of the Bijenkorf department stores are always worth checking out for the latest in tree fashions, with matching ribbons, table placements and mood candles. Garden centres are also a good bet, particularly if you like the idea of an amaryllis bulb in a woolly jumper.

Kerstpakket
One of the joys of being employed by a Dutch company is the annual kerstpakket (Christmas hamper) distributed to staff in the days before the Christmas festivities. Around four million people will get one this year, most of them worth around €40 – companies have to be careful not to pay too much otherwise you’ll end up paying tax on your gift.

Kerstpakketten used to be notorious for their tins of chicken ragout and vol au vents. Luckily, “experience themes” such as wine-tasting are on the increase, as are gift vouchers. This year bamboo kitchen utensils will be big, apparently.

Christmas lights
Christmas lights in the Netherlands tend to be in terribly good taste – lots of illuminated canal bridges and trees in gardens – but if you want tacky Santas, you can find them if you know where to look. Try Landsmeer and Den Ilp, north of Amsterdam for over the top displays.

We’ve lots of other suggestions in our Christmas holiday round-up.

Nachtmis
The only time lots of people go to church. The midnight mass is usually a jolly affair of Christmas carols and lots of twinkling lights in a heated church (if you’re lucky) followed by a Christmas breakfast with lots of kerststol.

No presents
It used to be that the Dutch did not do presents at Christmas – which can be very embarrassing when you present your in-laws with a beautifully packed gift from under the tree. Nowadays, the great god of commercialisation is doing his best to make sure Christmas presents are catching on. If in doubt, ask. That good old Dutch bluntness has its advantages. International kids who have also celebrated Sinterklaas are in luck.

Kerstman
The Dutch name for Father Christmas or Santa Claus. Definitely still a very poor relative to Sinterklaas and not really welcome. The Dutch have, however, gone for tacky Christmas jumpers in a very big way.

Food
The Dutch don’t have a particular Christmas staple. The main meal can be anything from venison to mussels or rabbit stew, but rollade – rolled up pork with herbs – is also very popular. The only real designated Christmas foods are kerstkransjes, the little biscuits tied to Christmas trees with ribbons, and kerststol, a delicious currant bread with a little island of ground almond paste in the middle of each slice – unless you get the end bit.

Television
It’s traditionally crap. There’s no other way of putting it. Boring Christmas circus shows and boring films you’ve seen 100 times before. However, the advent of all those alternative streaming services means everyone can sit around in a rollade and drink-induced stupor watching whatever they like. In 2021, SBS broadcast a non-stop log fire instead.

However, the Dutch do seem to have caught up with the Brits and the Americans when it comes to sentimental Christmas adverts. This year, Albert Heijn has pulled out all of the stops – including a quick Cameo by Mr Last Christmas himself, Andrew Ridgeley.

The king’s Christmas message
King Willem-Alexander’s address to the nation, recorded weeks before and broadcast on NPO1 and radio at 1 pm, as live.

Tweede Kerstdag
Second Christmas day is the day you get to eat the meal all over again with your other family – if you have a partner that is.

Christmas tree bonfires
Otherwise known as vandalism. Some people put them out as soon as you can say December 27. Others hold on to their trees until most of the needles have worked their way into the carpet, pets and the grooves of the laminate flooring.

When the trees are thoroughly dried out they are put outside (leaving what is left of the needles neatly spread on the stairs of your building) where they make excellent fuel for Christmas tree bonfires. In Amsterdam Noord they do a particularly spectacular one. You can also opt to take your tree to your local collection point.